Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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