i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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