Say something about gay babies.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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