This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
