if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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