i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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