I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I didn't notice because vodka
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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