just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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