i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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