i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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