So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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