I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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