The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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