covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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