We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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