ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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