is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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