Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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