She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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