I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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