I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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