it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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