the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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