Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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