Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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