i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
