I'm really into asian looking animals
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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