she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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