What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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