yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Houston, we have a squirter
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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