we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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