That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN