well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?