How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Sex with a fat chick.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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i drank out of a bidet.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.