I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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