i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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