So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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