Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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