Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
please don't ironically join a cult
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