The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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