I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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