this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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