So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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