But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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