garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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