Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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