Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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