i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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