i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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