are you so shy because you have an std?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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