Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
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I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I look better un-naked...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"