The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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