I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
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It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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