Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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