this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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