You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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